After reading her post, as a Southerner, I immediately thought of Jeff Foxworthy and his “You might be a Redneckif…” comedy routine. (Don’t click on Jeff’s link if you are easily offended.)
7 quirks that are a writer’s superpower.
If you can invent words no one else can understand… You might be a writer. (Writers invent words and move to our own beat.)
If you eavesdrop on diners and stare, unapologetically at strangers… You might be a writer.
If you dress like a hobo one day and a diva the next… You might be a writer.
If a fire breaks out in your home, the first thing you grab is your Kindle… You might be a writer. (A writer always needs something to read.)
If you go around talking to no one… You might be a writer.
If you drop yourself between the pages of a story… You might be a writer.
If you’ve developed alligator hide from so many rejections… You might be a writer. (No one hears the word NO more than a writer.)
Okay, now your turn…
What odd superpower to you attribute to being a writer?
Do you have another quirk to add to the list?
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Some days I find it hard to believe I’ve been on WordPress that long.
Other days, I feel as though I’ve been writing blog posts for a zillion years. LOL
Over time, my blog has evolved and changed several times. I’ve written 3 books for children, dabbled with coloring books and journals. I’ve had several flash fiction stories published and entered a few contests. (Placed but never brought the top trophy home.)
So, in honor of me sticking with one thing for 7 years, I’m sharing 7 popular posts. One for each year. Please don’t be too critical of the really old ones.
It’s been a wonderful, maddening journey where I’ve met great writers who have encouraged and helped me improve my craft. Thanks, to everyone for hanging in there with me.
You can’t open a newspaper, check social media or turn on the TV without news about the shutdown. People are hurting because our government is not doing their job.
…workers rally to end the government shutdown at the Hart Senate Office Building on Capitol Hill. (Salwan Georges/The Washington Post)
I fail to understand why this shutdown is dragging on when the latest poll indicates only 7% of voters want this wall.
Thursday, 1/24/2019, Mitch McConnell is supposed to bring to the Senate Floor, at long last, two bills to end this ridiculous standoff. I do hope he presents both. Up until now, Senator McConnell has refused to present any bill from the House of Representatives.
I guess we will soon see.
Lots of people have an opinion on the shutdown and the wall. So, I’d like to share mine along with a few facts. You may not agree with my opinion, but facts are facts.
About the shutdown:
800,000 plus workers going without pay.
I don’t know how they are managing but President Trump doesn’t seem to understand how much this is hurting ordinary people.
That’s billion, with a B. An outrageous amount for a wall for which the majority of Americans do not want.
The land must be taken from owners using eminent domain.
This process will cost millions in court and attorney fees.
Working through the process of securing the land can take up to 10 years.
Landowners do not want to relinquish any part of their farms or ranches.
Bring in the lawyers.
Lawsuits will drag on for years, lining the pockets of only attorneys.
The majority of American voters do not want a wall.
The latest poll indicates that only 7% of voters want this wall.
I can think of plenty of things our country needs now. Not in 10 years.
If the government has an extra 5-20 Billion dollars burning a hole in their pocket, how about spending the money on things the people need and want. I think 5 billion dollars can go a long way to meet the needs of the people.
Where to spend 5 plus billion dollars:
Repairing our crumbling bridges and roads.
Update our electrical grid.
Invest in cybersecurity.
Repair antiquated schools or build new.
Assist our veterans as they return home.
Raises for underpaid teachers and invest in better education.
Hire additional foster care workers.
Provide shelter for the homeless.
Provide health insurance for uninsured children.
Aide medical research.
Hire more immigration officers and agents.
Hire more immigration judges.
Invest in streamlining the immigration process.
Invest in technology to protect our voting system.
Invest in technology to assist border agents.
The list for better ways to spend 5-20 Billion dollars, is endless.
Should Congress succumb to pressure and hand over 5 billion dollars to begin such a wall, I have one last question.
How long before other countries begin to chant, “tear down this wall,” shaming the USA as President Reagan shamed the leader of the Soviet Union, Mikhail Gorbachev?
I did my best to stick to facts but as with most writers, I’m sure my opinion came through too. But facts don’t lie and we need to end the name calling and act like adults. We are all Americans in the same boat.
It’s time to row together.
Do you have any suggestions for our government?
Where would you like them to spend 5 billion dollars?
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That’s the name of the WordPress new block editor, Gutenberg.
Here is what happened to me.
I was writing a new post and noticed at the top of the page was this…
Unfortunately, I clicked.
I think I’ve mentioned before how click-happy I get at the sight of a button. I’ve set off alarms and disabled gadgets just because I couldn’t resist a button. Just ask my daughters. LOL
But, back to this mess.I spent an entire day researching how to get back to the Classic Editor. Plugins are not an option because my blog is not self-hosted. Using the Gutenberg Block Editor made me feel as if I’d stepped back in time, not moved forward. WordPress really needs to rethink this option.
After wasting hours, I finally went to the Chat feature. Yay! Success. Within seconds, customer service reverted my blog editor back to Classic. A friend did show me there are 3 dots on the top right corner that will give you a choice to switch back to Classic Editor. Guess I should’ve just called her. LOL
So if any of Y’all end up with this horrible block editor, don’t sweat it. Just go to HELP and then CONTACT US to chat with someone. They were great.
Tell me…
Have you switched to the Gutenberg Block Editor yet? Love or hate?
If you can invent words no one else can understand… You might be a writer. (Writers invent words and move to our own beat.)
If you go around talking to no one… You might be a writer.
Okay, now your turn…
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