What does your “about” page tell your readers?
I’m terrible at writing a bio. And it seems every publication, website or blurb wants one a little different. I probably have at least 10 or more saved to “adjust” for the next one.
Too many times, my bio reads like dry toast. All crunchy, tasteless and bland. However, I do try to smear on a little honey or jam to make it more palatable.
Today I read a post about writing bios that made me smile.
I’m not sure I would apply this for a professional bio but it did give me pause. The author is reminding us not to take ourselves too seriously and to let our readers get to know us. After all, no one wants to be friends with dry toast.
But I do think her suggestion goes a long way on an about page or post. So in the spirit of getting to know each other better here goes.
I know…
- I couldn’t run a mile if my life depended on it. I hate exercise. The bad guy would get me for sure.
- I love country music. Texas Two Step is in my blood. And whoever said “dancing was foreplay,” knew what they were talking about.
- I love a good book but couldn’t tell you which genre is my favorite. However, if I want to fall asleep fast, non-fiction will do the job.
- I love bubble baths but rarely take the time to enjoy one. Showers are faster.
- My husband is my biggest fan and even after 5 decades that man can turn me on with a look. And Lord help me if he gets close enough to kiss my neck.
- I’m a writer. Never thought I’d write children’s books, but surprise!
- The more I learn about writing and blogging, the little I know. Sometimes I feel real dumb.
- I grew up in the South and learned to never discuss politics with friends, but this year it’s been hard to keep my mouth shut.
- I enjoy a good dirty martini or a cold Miller Lite, depends on my mood.
So there you have it. A bit of my heart and soul revealed to you. Nothing about me being an amazing writer or the failure of “Big Publishers” to pick up on my genius. No just a little glimpse of me.
If you’d like to read the post that prompted me to share, the link is at the bottom.
Now it’s your turn.
Give one tidbit about yourself in the comments.
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Thank again Jean. I re-arrange the spoons in the dishwasher so they’re not ‘spooning’ but then everybody does that, right?
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Well, just us OCD writers. LOL
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Nice to meet you. I’m a mental health blogger and I love science fiction and BBC detective shows.
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Never met a mental health blogger before. Cool. I love BBC detective shows too not Sci-fi so much though. Pleased to meet you Robert. Welcome.
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Thank you…do you watch Endeavor and the Midsomer Murders? Right now I’m working my way through Poirot. 🙂 Nice to meet you too.
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I’ve watched Midsomer, not Endeavor. Have to rely on PBS schedule here in Dallas, TX and that’s spotty.
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All of the Endeavor episodes are on YouTube. The stories are powerful and the acting is superb.
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Loving your tidbits! Here’s mine: I love horror, but I’m not into zombies – they smell bad.
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I love to read horror but not watch horror movies. And oh yeah, agree with you about the zombies. Not my thing. LOL Thanks for playing.
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Loved it too, Jean, thanks for sharing. One thing about me – I have very severe tinnitus. I could let it get me down – or I could just call it brain music and try and hear the characters above it 😀
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Brain music! love it! I suffer from awful tinnitus too and I’ve never met anyone else with this horrible problem. Some days I’m able to ignore it but other days I want to bang my head on a wall. The worst part is trying to hear people who mumble above the constant buzz in my head. I hate saying, “huh?”
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Hi Jean, am feeling for you! I find I watch lips quite closely to help me follow the conversation. And if someone’s talking over their shoulder while walking away from me, even if we’re walking in the same direction, there’s no chance of me catching what they’re saying.
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Yes! I found I nod a lot. Often wonder if I’m agreeing to things I shouldn’t. LOL
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Loved it! @sheilamgood at Cow Pasture Chronicles
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Thanks! I was in the mood to do something fun and silly.
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Well done.
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Reblogged this on cornfedcontessa and commented:
Great info! I think I will revise my bio. Thanks for sharing.
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Thanks you are too kind!
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You are so welcome. It was a great post.
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What’s a dirty martini? Does it make you do dirty things, like roll around in the mud?
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It’s a martini with olive juice, gives it a dirty color. No I don’t roll in mud but more than a couple and well… 😉
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I love it, Jean, so nice to meet you! Ann
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Good to meet you too Ann. Thanks for stopping by.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Hey Ape! Thanks!
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Hey Human! You’re Welcome! 👍😄😄😄
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